Inference Clinic Book a teardown ↗

AI systems · fixed-scope sprint

Make your AI
cheaper to run.

A five-business-day teardown for teams spending too much on inference, waiting too long for answers, or shipping agents that fail in production.

Request a teardown ↗ See a sample report ↗
Founder-led. Remote. No long retainer required.
WEEK 01 / COST REVIEW LIVE
avoidable spend $18.4k ↓ 27% target range
TTFT1.8s→ 1.1s
GPU idle34%→ 16%
agent pass61%→ 78%
scope5 daysfixed
MEASURE
THEN CHANGE
$7.5kper implementation sprint
5 daysto a measured answer
0software spend required to start
The offer

One expensive AI problem.
One accountable sprint.

We instrument the current path, find the bottleneck, make the smallest high-leverage changes, and leave you with receipts your team can rerun.

INFERENCE CLINIC / SPRINT$7,500
  • Baseline: latency, throughput, quality, and cost per task
  • Runtime review: batching, caching, routing, prompts, and tool calls
  • One focused implementation pass with before/after evidence
  • Executive readout plus a 30-day follow-on plan
Best for: CTOs, founders, AI platform leadsLimited to 2/week
Lower-risk entry

$1,500 diagnostic, credited toward the sprint

One 90-minute teardown, a ranked priority map, and a clear go/no-go decision. No retainer and no software purchase required.

Ask about the diagnostic ↗
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WHY THIS

A sharp wedge

Sell the outcome,
not more code.

AI teams already have talented engineers. What they often lack is a fast, independent pass that ties model/runtime decisions to dollars, user-visible latency, and agent reliability.

01Measure the real path, not a synthetic demo.
02Prioritize changes that can pay back this quarter.
03Leave a benchmark the team can trust after you go.
The math
01

Bridge cash

Apply to paid expert and coding-evaluation networks while the higher-ticket pipeline builds.

$50–$200/hr
02

Sell diagnostics

Offer a paid 90-minute teardown at $1,500. Credit it toward the implementation sprint.

2 × $1.5k / week
03

Close sprints

One $7,500 sprint plus two diagnostics clears the $10k weekly profit target before tax.

$10.5k / week target
04

Security upside

Use authorized bug bounties and no-fee security competitions for asymmetric upside and proof.

Bounties + prizes

Target math, not a guarantee. Actual income depends on qualification, sales, delivery, taxes, demand, bounty acceptance, and competition results.

Start today

Bring one ugly
AI bottleneck.

Send a short note with the model, the current pain, and what “better” means. The first call is a fit check, not a pitch deck.

Or email absbm14@gmail.com directly →

No payment or software is needed to begin the outreach.